by Gary L. Evans
The Myth of Evolution
Verse 1 In the beginning, Nothing existed and nothing else, just Nothing, no earth, no sun, no stars, no planets, no galaxies, no matter, no energy, only a dark empty void of Nothingness which had been since eternity past.
So we see that only Nothingness is Eternal.
Verse 2 Then the Nothingness became unimaginably compressed into a tiny infinitesimal point, and suddenly exploded with nearly infinite energy so that the Nothingness mysteriously transformed into hydrogen atoms traveling radially outward from the explosion at nearly the speed of light away into the vast expanse of the void.
Therefore Nothingness can put infinite pressure upon itself until it explodes forming Hydrogen Gas. Did you know that things can be compressed by Nothing? And did you know that Hydrogen was actually made of Nothing? Well now you do.
Verse 3 And then like water vapor in the sky but in this case in the vacuum of empty space, the expanding cloud of hydrogen gas condensed like rain drops into stars, and they collected into galaxies.
Note that we learn here that In The Beginning there were no Laws of Physics because there was no Conservation of Momentum such that a moving body would continue in a straight line until an external force was applied to change its direction. Because we see that the Hydrogen Gas traveling at near the speed of light outwardly from the original point of explosion stopped moving and gathered together into dense masses the size of stars like water droplets forming from cooling water vapor in the sky. And this makes sense, because the Hydrogen was made of Nothing at all. These were the early times before the universe obeyed any laws.
Verse 4 Billions upon billions upon billions! And the nuclear reactions in the stars formed all the other elements in the atomic table, all elements of matter in the universe.
Then matter and energy settled down and started obeying The Laws of Physics we know today. So all of the matter and energy of the Universe, even though it was made entirely of Nothingness, became stable.
Verse 5 And as stars grew old, they exploded and planets formed, and solar systems formed, and galaxies formed.
Verse 6 And that’s how out of Nothing came everything, even the universe itself.
Verse 7 We know this is true, because the government testifies to us that this is true and faithful knowledge that we can bet our lives on, and therefore our government teaches this to our children in our public schools.
Verse 8 And NASA is commissioned to prove this is true one way or another. And remember the Federal Government has our assurance of trust.
Verse 9 Then after the earth was formed, there was only the granite foundation, water, and air, no soil because soil consists of organic material mixed with sand. But some rocks dissolved a little in the water making it salty and mixed with other elements and compounds.
Verse 10 Then lightning struck the water and by sheer chance formed a DNA molecule that takes a million page book to write down using chemical notation.
Since there was no time back then, even if lightning had to strike the salt water an infinite number of times, statistically lightning eventually could perform miracles.
Verse 11 And lightning struck again and again forming all of the integrated components of a single celled algae, and the DNA happened to be inside as it formed. And the cell was fully functional, manufacturing complex protein molecules on schedule and moving them around within the cell to construct even larger organic components.
Verse 12 And somehow that first cell began to divide into two identical cells each containing identical copies of that DNA molecule.
And therefore we see how out of Nothingness came Life!
Verse 13 Thus began life on earth, which morphed mysteriously into all species that are known to man today.
We know this is true, because here we are, and no other explanation is allowed, especially not any belief in some God. Period!
Verse 14 Of course, some evolution scientists believe that maybe our DNA was brought here by aliens from outer space.
We all know that there are other life forms in the vast expanse of the universe, especially since we see evidence of it on TV all the time, so this idea is plausible.
Verse 15 And NASA was commissioned to prove that Evolution is a fact one way or another, and the truth is that the latest Theory of Evolution is called, Transpermia, which holds that aliens came from outer space and seeded the Earth with all of the genetic codes of all life forms in the past and those on Earth today.
Verse 16 Although we cannot see any evidence of evolution here on Earth, we believe that it must exist somewhere out there in the universe, because we know that it is impossible that any Supreme Being or Creator can possibly exist.
Verse 17 This knowledge is taught to you by your Satanic Federal Government ruled by the Rockefeller, Carnegie, and Ford families and other Devil Worshiping bloodlines which have our assurance of trust. And also our government controlled schools teach this to our children, so we can believe it.
Whosoever has eyes to see and ears to hear, let him hear.